The decision to promote the chipmunks to a leadership role will be the down fall of the insurgents. Earlier this week they attempted to send a scout to perform a reconnaissance mission. The attempt to “bug” our house with their fly scout was quickly squashed right against the window as it was trying to relay
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So “IT” finally learned a trick!! I taught him how to roll over. I do not need to roll over all the way since they rub my belly half way through the roll. And belly rubs are the best. Also “IT” is eating some new stuff now. “IT” tastes like rice and oatmeal that my
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I was talking with the other dogs in the neighborhood. They were telling me that this thing will start throwing food. They are telling me a Cheerios? I have buddy-ohs, but what is “Cheer?” All this thing has done is wake me up and delay my belly rubs. I am not complaining, the belly rub
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OK, it has been three months since the invasion, and I don’t know why people thought the two-legged thing would be a big deal. At the shop, I am getting all the belly rubs, and treats. IT doesn’t get any. IT is eating the same thing, all day every day. Last night I had Surf
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My sister is such an Idiot!! Thank dog we are not related by blood. The perimeter is secure at the store. There has not been a squirrel attack or bird fly-overs for many days now. Now, at home is where I am needed!!! There are way more birds and squirrels at our new headquarters than
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