Lexi and the Infiltration

Lexi and the Infiltration

I was doing some recon out the window of the back door, and I noticed one of the chipmunks scouting out the house. I think he was trying to figure out how to infiltrate our dwelling. Then the male officer opens the back door. I pursued the scout on a chase all over the yard.

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The Invasion is on the Move

The Invasion is on the Move

IT has started to MOVE!! They call it crawling but IT doesn’t move that fast. IT now follows me wherever I go. That’s ok though I like the way IT tastes, and IT sometimes drops little vanilla treats for me, BUT STILL NO CHEERIOS!!! Its hands and face are covered in stuff that taste like

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The Invasion is Teething

The Invasion is Teething

So IT is teething right now. I have tried to tell my mommy and daddy to give him bully sticks. I have given IT all of my toys to chew on and IT won’t play with them. IT will not stop crying!!! IT is keeping my daddy up at night. I secretly love daddy being

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