Under official protest I was ordered to go to my PHA (my annual health check-up). I display many physical feats and tests of my endurance on a daily basis. I am always the first one to enter the transport vehicle. I can outrun both of my C.O.s in a foot race. I am the only
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The decision to promote the chipmunks to a leadership role will be the down fall of the insurgents. Earlier this week they attempted to send a scout to perform a reconnaissance mission. The attempt to “bug” our house with their fly scout was quickly squashed right against the window as it was trying to relay
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So “IT” finally learned a trick!! I taught him how to roll over. I do not need to roll over all the way since they rub my belly half way through the roll. And belly rubs are the best. Also “IT” is eating some new stuff now. “IT” tastes like rice and oatmeal that my
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