Since IT is now fully mobile my mommy and daddy have brought a bunch of new toys for me to play with (or at least I thought so). IT is always playing with my toys and I am never allowed to play with ITs. Granted Mommy yells at IT way more than she yells at
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I was doing some recon out the window of the back door, and I noticed one of the chipmunks scouting out the house. I think he was trying to figure out how to infiltrate our dwelling. Then the male officer opens the back door. I pursued the scout on a chase all over the yard.
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IT has started to MOVE!! They call it crawling but IT doesn’t move that fast. IT now follows me wherever I go. That’s ok though I like the way IT tastes, and IT sometimes drops little vanilla treats for me, BUT STILL NO CHEERIOS!!! Its hands and face are covered in stuff that taste like
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So IT is teething right now. I have tried to tell my mommy and daddy to give him bully sticks. I have given IT all of my toys to chew on and IT won’t play with them. IT will not stop crying!!! IT is keeping my daddy up at night. I secretly love daddy being
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Under official protest I was ordered to go to my PHA (my annual health check-up). I display many physical feats and tests of my endurance on a daily basis. I am always the first one to enter the transport vehicle. I can outrun both of my C.O.s in a foot race. I am the only
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